Can you tell? Since my so called friends decided it was so got damn funny to circulate this photo I decided to take control of the situation and make fun of myself. Ya see, there were some conditions that contributed to this photo...mainly alcohol. It is obvious that I needed this sandwich since I have all 10 fingers on the sandwich. Me stretching my mouth that big is a gift..ya know what I mean?? I will make my man happy..whenever I get one. I am warning you bitches...you better not put ANYTHING in your mouth and let me see it because karma is a bitch. And to my so called bff, who caused a disturbance at her office and who almost choked while talking to me on the phone because she couldn't catch her breath because she was laughing so hard...you just wait.
I am a pretty hilarious person and I am so glad I could provide some mid day Monday entertainment.
I am out...peace you wanna be skinny bitches!!
2 comments:
This is too funny! I can't stop laughing...I have tears rolling down my face.....yeah talk about original lines...where your title come from? LOL
oh yeah and thanks for the shot out....my 15 secs of fame...I'm going to have to email this link to Oprah!
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